NEKROMANTIC: Jorg Buttergiet's
tale of nechrophilea involving a couple who don't seem satisfied with the usual method of
sex. To add a new twist, they decide to have a three some with a dead body. When hubby
doesn't produce any more corpses for his sick bitch, she gets pissed and leaves him. The
poor bastard can't go on anymore, so he jerks himself off, then jams a butcher knife into
his stomach, causing a fountain of blood to come shooting out of his stiff cock! I never
laughed so hard after seeing this scene. I found this film very comical, rather than
shocking and disgusting. It's so ridiculous, you can't help but laugh. The only scene that
bothered me was the cat in the bag! A sequel followed, this time involving another woman
who gets wet over dead stiffs. She falls in love with a live man, but still
carry's on a double life of corpse banging on the side. Once again, the final scene is a
real zinger. This time, the nekro-chick cuts off her boyfriends head while fucking, then
puts an elastic around his cock to keep it hard. She runs to the fridge and gets the
rotten head of the guy from the first part, and places it on the corpse. She climbs back
on top and starts to really pump the stiff, as blood continues to spray all over the
place. Man, what a double bill. I saw these two flicks back to back at a cult film
festival. Yee-haw.
NIGHT BEAST: An alien ends up
landing his space craft in a back woods area where some hicks stumble across it. Equipped
with a deadly laser gun, he starts zapping everyone in sight! The local sheriff rounds up
some men to destroy the beast before he kills again. As if this wasn't enough, the sheriff
has to contend with a hooligan biker that's stirring up trouble wherever he goes. Can this
evil invader be stopped, or will he continue his rampage of destruction? Extremely low
budget alien spoof with plenty of bad acting, cheesy gore and a hilarious looking alien
wearing a silver disco suit and rubber mask.
NIGHT OF THE BLOODY APES: Mexican
horror classic with lots of gore and titties! In a desperate attempt to save his sons
life, a doctor performs a heart transplant using a gorillas heart, hoping the strength and
power of the gorilla will come through! The son does make a miraculous recovery, but as
a half man-ape hell bent on death and destruction. Once the doctor realizes that
his son has become a monster, he tries to reverse the operation by transplanting the
gorillas heart with the heart of a patient who's been in a coma for quite some time. He
figures her life ain't worth shit, so why not. I think this is where the term "medical
malpractice" came from! Quite graphic for it's time, "Night of
the Bloody Apes" is a fun filled ride complete with goofball dubbing. For
fan of H.G. Lewis films.
NIGHT OF THE DEMON: The only "Bigfoot"
flick worth checking out! A group of university students studying anthropology venture out
in search of the beast after discovering some strange occurrences in the area. As the
group make their way into the woods, flashbacks of the monster killing people are shown. A
couple having sex in a van, a motorcyclist stopping to piss and a pair of girlscouts all
fall prey to the monster! The key seems to be with crazy Wanda, a demented woman that
lives deep in the forest, away from any civilization. After speaking to her, they discover
the dark secret of the Bigfoot and realize that it's not just a legend. The truth really
sinks in when the monster comes crashing into the cabin and starts killing everyone. Not
to be confused with "Night of the Demons", this classic is truly
underrated and defiantly deserves the Anchor Bay treatment. Lettuce Entertain You
and VCX put this one out way back, so if you can still find it, grab it!
OUCH!: A short film that's got to
be one of the best things I've seen to come from Film Threat. Scott, who's thirty years
old and still lives with his mom, try's to get a job so his nagging mother will get off
his back. He responds to an add for taking experimental drugs that pays $500 a week. After
signing all the legal documents (without reading them), Scott drinks an entire jug of some
pain relieving drug. Oblivious to pain, he decides to jump off his roof to impress some
neighbors. Then he slices his fingers off while grating cheese. Things just keep getting
worse for poor Scott until he seeks help from the doctor who gave him the drug. Just under
thirty minutes, this film directed by Christian Gore is brilliant. It's too bad a full
length feature was never made.
REDNECK ZOMBIES: Cannibalistic,
tobacco chewin' kinfolk from hell! This S.O.V. Troma trash is sure to please any
goremeister. Backwood hicks use a contaminated barrel of toxic waste to make their shine.
Low and behold, instant zombies! A group of campers stumble upon the barrel, and figure
something's not right when they find half their friend splattered on the ground. A
frenzied chase gets underway as the remaining bunch run for their lives, equipped only
with aerosol spray cans. Flesh is torn off and eaten, eyes gouged out, and plenty of
intestines are eaten. Over the top, gore drenched fun that's cheap as shit, but who gives
a fuck! One of the only Troma outings worth viewing. Note: don't waste your time
on the R-version, all the goodies are missing.
RETURN OF THE ALIEN'S DEADLY SPAWN:
A couple of campers investigate a strange object that crashes near their tent during the
night. They both end up being killed by some creature from this mysterious spacecraft. The
creature takes refuge at a near by house where it hides in the dark, damp basement. Nobody
inside is aware until Dad ventures downstairs and gets eaten alive by this alien monster.
Shortly after, Mom goes down looking for Dad, and suffers the same fate. The monster
starts to multiply and it's offspring end up at a vegetarian party full of old ladies. The
little critters crash the party, sending the old ladies running out of house screaming
like lunatics. A young boy that lives at the house seems to be the only one who can stop
the monster. Some really hilarious gore bits will make you want to keep watching this
turd. Definitely a S.B.I.G. classic that's loaded to the gills with sauce. Also released
as "Deadly Spawn".
SKINNED ALIVE: An ugly crippled
bitch named Crawldaddy together with her incest-induced son and daughter travel around in
a van killing people to use their skin for making apparel. After their van breaks down,
they shack up with an elderly couple who have no idea what the sickos are up to. Their
neighbor (an ex cop turned alcoholic), gets suspicious and starts nosing about. After a
few unfortunate victims get skinned, he finally figures out what's going on. Now the blood
crazed trio come after him, unaware of the arsenal that he possesses. My only bitch
with this flick is the lack of nudity- In one scene we see the sister take her cloths off,
but NOTHING is shown!
Produced by J.R.
Bookwalter, Skinned Alive is a genuine B classic in the tradition of "The Texas
Chainsaw Massacre".
THINGS: Even those of you who
claim to have seen the worst piece of shit around can't deny this turds place in the
ranks. Filmed in Scarborough, Ontario (my old stomping ground), this film tells a story of
two friends Don and Fred who visit Don's brother Doug at a remote cabin. Doug and his wife
are unable to have children, so they seek help from a deranged doctor who experiments on
child birth. The result is hilarious: a plastic alien looking creature that pops out of
the woman's stomach and instantly multiplies throughout the cabin. Watch in amazement as
these three bumbling idiots try to kill all the creatures before they take over the cabin.
The acting is so fuckin' lame, the dubbing (even though it was done in English!) is
comparable to Zombie 90 and the gore effects are a big joke. Overall, this atrocity is a
total waste of time, but when viewed with large amounts of drugs or alcohol, the results
may be rewarding. Amber Lynn also makes here "mainstream debut" here,
but she never takes her clothes off, so who really gives a fuck!
UNNATURALLY BORN KILLER: Walter
is a film maker who just can't seem to please his boss. He is told that "beautiful
naked women being butchered" is what the people really want to see. Walter
doesn't have the know how or money to create this kind of a film, so he decides to start
killing girls for real as the camera rolls. His boss is so pleased with his new films that
he tells him to continue the good work. Walt is so fucked up at this point that he goes
crazy and starts killing for the fun of it, while eating all the organs and entrails from
his victims, then puking them up all over himself! Shot on video with what appears to be
almost no budget, this production is lacking in almost every aspect. If handled with a
little bit of creativity and a bigger budget, this could of been quite a
promising video. Instead, Plutonium productions went with a cheap, boring approach that
has way too much "filler" footage, and not enough sleaze!
VIOLENT SHIT: Ultra gory shot on
video production from Andreas Schnaas. There is no dubbing or subs, but you really don't
need em' for this German gore-fest. Karl the butcher goes on a killing rampage, using his
machete to cut off just about every body part imaginable. Nothing is left for the
imagination, other than the fact that the movie is turd, which you don't need subtitles to
figure out. Schnaas delivered a sequel, which is surprisingly better than the first. This
one has subs, and the over all production is much better, although it's still cheap as
shit! What I like about this video is the sleaze factor Schnaas throws in. Most directors
won't go too far, but this guy goes way over the top with the sex n' gore. The special
effects are so cheesy, you can't really take the movie seriously to begin with. If you are
looking for a polished production with great F/X and cinematography, look somewhere else,
but if all you want is heaps of gore, this totally tasteless twin pack will ring
your bell.
WHEN THE SCREAMING STOPS: Amando
De Ossorio who's best known for the Blind Dead trilogy directs this 1973 classic. A series
of grizzly murders involving young women who's hearts are torn out has the local village
in an uproar. No one can figure out who or what is responsible, except a blind man that
warns them all of the legend surrounding the Lauraly. A ghastly creature who appears only
on the full moon must replenish it's life force by feeding on human hearts. Panic stricken
by the killings, a school full of beautiful young women hire a hunter to protect them. He
ends up falling in love with the prudish babe who looks after the girls, and the babe who
turns out to be the evil beast that's doing all the killing! This film is so cheesy and
full of cliches, but I love it. Gorgeous damsels in distress, the macho stud with a gun
and motorcycle, a hideous monster in a rubber suit and even a red flash inserted before
every gore scene to warn you of the explicit horror-what more could you want?
WINTERBEAST: A park ranger goes
missing up in the mountains near a
resort called The Wild Goose Lodge. A couple of other rangers embark on a
search and rescue mission as more people continue to disappear. The owner
of the lodge refuses to warn his customers and won't close his doors for
business. An ancient Indian legend involving a demon named Chakoora
appears to be a key factor in the disappearances. Now the head ranger must
find out what's really going on before he becomes extinct himself! Shot on
16mm, this film has some pretty hilarious claymation sequences and gore effects.
ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST: (Not to be
confused with Dr. Butcher M.D., this is a totally different movie.) Should of been named
"Avoid Atalcaust"!!! This SOV turd is so bad, you'll have a tough time sitting
through the entire thing. After a meteor crashes onto earth and wipes out 90% of the
population, an over powering feminist doctor rules over the remaining survivors. The men
are turned into zombies by eating some herbs gathered by female slaves. Whoever disobeys
the super bitch gets killed, so everyone follows along. A couple of chicks plan to
overthrow the evil doctor, but only when the timing is just right. Very little gore or
nudity make this two hour atrocity virtually impossible to sit through.
ZOMBIE 90-EXTREME PESTILENCE:
Andreas Schnaas serves up this hilarious zombie outing with so much cheap gore and
over the top dubbing, one can only laugh in disgust while watching this. Two bumbling
idiots try to wipe out the zombie plaque that's taking over. The solution is simple:kill
as many of them as you can (even though they are already dead). The concept is the same as
any other zombie movie ever made, but Schnaas adds a few new twists to the standard cliche
zombie film. Without giving away too much, let's just say that the zombies in this video
are horny, and out to get laid! Eating flesh is still more important than eating pussy for
these walking corpses, so things do tend to get a bit messy. Fulci or Romero fans will
most likely hate this, but I think it's brilliant! Keep in mind that the budget on this is
probably the same as what it cost to create just one Romero's zombies. X rated for
sex and gore, Zombie 90 is a lot of fun, and perfect for any party or family get together.
