Frequently Asked
Questions

 

1. Why did Jenn not wear white?
And, why the rush wedding?

Quite obviously, Jenn's pregnant - why else? (JUST KIDDING)

 

2. Who’s the head of the family?

The bust of Elvis naturally.

We both dote on him.
Kitsch will always reign
supreme in our household.


3. What TV characters are Glen and Jenn most like?

Vote now...


3. Are Jenn and Glen going to move to a new love nest?

Are you kidding - with the rent they pay now? They’re firmly entrenched.

4. Where are they registered?

Scotiabank account #3817-3985794.

5. What does Tabitha have to say about all this?

She can’t talk, she’s a cat. What kind of psychos do you think we are? But since Jenn’s mother gave us Jeanne Dixon’s book, "Does Your Cat Have ESP," we have learned to communicate telepathically with Tabitha. She's delighted her parents will finally go legit.





6. Why get married?

Increased OSAP for married couples - and undying love.

7. Who's your photographer/ videographer / florist / stationer / other assorted charlatans?

We are doing as much work as we can ourselves. The other work we are passing off to relatives and friends - or as we like to call them - indentured servants.

8. What’s in the prenuptial agreement

Glen promises to learn how to cook.
Jenn promises to put things away and learn the meaning of garbage.

9. Didn’t Jenn say that marriage was an archaic petit bourgeois construct with the sole purpose of enslaving women?

 

 
Yes she did -
But then she learned about
the Bay’s Bridal Registry’s bonus Airmiles plan.

10. How was the honeymoon in San Francisco?

Great - except the damned hilly city is not a good spot for exhausted newlyweds. We particularly loved the night tour of Alcatraz and the wonderful food. Also, our day trips to Carmel and Sonoma Valley were incredible.



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