Glen & Jenn's Wedsite - Variety Show

Glen used to be sad,
Jenn used to be shy.
Funniest thing, the saddest part is they never knew why...
Kickin' ourselves for nothin' was our favorite sport
We had to get out and start enjoyin'
'Cause life's too short.
There's a new guy/girl in town,
'Cause we're feelin' good.
Got a smile, got a song for the neighborhood.
There's a new guy/girl in town
On our own two feet
And this guy/girl is here to say
With some luck and love liife's gonna be so sweet!!
Bah bah bah bahhhh!

Fiona reads from Ziggy Lorenc, Kayla dances and then Glen's Grandpa tells jokes

Mike and Val sing Master of the House from "Les Miserables"

Note the lovely headgear:
Mike's Teletubbies cap and Val's son Garrett's baby blanket

Julian and Stacy read a lovely verse
in a lovely monotone:

Stacy: How little we knew of love, my love.
Julian: How little we knew of love.
Stacy: We knew of movie love and book love. We saw other marriages and thought we knew what love is.
Julian: But we really didn't know anything at all.
Stacy: We have learned you and I. We have learned how to love.
Julian: The learning has been a splendid process.
Stacy: I have learned that a choice, once made, is not necessarily finished. I have chosen you many times since our wedding day. I choose you still.
Julian: I have learned that a love once formed is never wholly complete. My love for you grows daily.
Stacy: How little we knew of love, my love. How much more we know of love now.
Julian: Do you suppose, some years from now, we'll look back on this day and say, "How little we knew of love?"

Jenn sings "In My Life" by John Lennon
to Glen

There are places I remember
All my life
Though some have changed
Some forever, not for better
Some have gone, and some remain
All these places have their moments
With lovers and friends I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life, I loved them all
But of all these friends and lovers
There is no-one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life I love you more
In my life I love you more

Victoria and Jamie do Abba's "Waterloo"!

Definitely the hit of the evening, but we'll never think of Abba the same again.

Gary and Shona sing a song they wrote
to the tune of Beverly Hillbillies theme song!

Glen and Jenn close the show with
"Smith and Smith" theme song