COMPANY MERGERS
Wall Street continues to reflect the
flurry of actual and proposed
corporate mergers:
Xerox and Wurlitzer are going to merge
and make reproductive organs.
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers
are in the midst of merger negotiations.
The new name will be Fairwell Honeychild.
There is a merger in the works involving
Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Keebler.
It will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.
Rumor has it that W.R. Grace Co.
is going to buy the Fuller Brush Co.
and Mary Kay Cosmetics,
then merge with Hale Business Systems.
The new corporation will be called
Hale-Mary-Fuller-Grace.
OTHER MERGERS
IN THE WORKS
3M and Goodyear:
mmmGood.
Denison Mines and Alliance
and Metal Mining:
Mine, All Mine.
Grey Poupon and
Bringham Young University:
Poupon U.
Zippo Manufacturing,
Audi and Dofasco
& Dakota Mining:
Zip Audi Do-Da.