SMILEYS!!!!

B^D => user is wearing hornrimmed glasses

B^D => user is swimming and wearing sunglasses

B*) => user has a mustache and is wearing designer sunglasses

B) => midget smiley wearing sunglasses / user is a frog wearing sunglasses

B-(8 => user is Sir Robin Day

B-) => "Holy trichinosis!" / "I pray daily for death" / "Let's do the beach, man!" / message from Batman / user is ready for the beach / user is wearing glasses/sunglasses / user is wearing horn-rimmed glasses / user is wearing shades

B-)-[< => user is wearing sunglasses and swimming trunk (mini whole body)

B-] => user is Batman

B-| => user is wearing cheap sunglasses

B-D => "Serves you right, dummy!!"

B:*/ => user is drunk-undecided wearing sunglasses on head

B:-) => user has glasses on forehead / user has sunglasses on head

BI => user is a frog

c=3 => phallus in abstinence for a while

c=#=: => Bobbit's phallus after operation

c=; => Eunuch's phallus with a crushed testicle

c=: => a phallus

c=:: => four-engined

c=. => the phallus of a Cyclops

c=//=: => Bobbit's phallus

c=B => clergyman's phallus

C8<] => user is Darth Vader

C===: => an XXL size phallus

C=}>;*{)) => user is a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

C=}>;*{O) => user is a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

C=:-) => galloping gourmet / user is a chef

C=>8*) => user is a devilish chef with a mustache and is wearing glasses

C:# => user is a football player

C:-) => user has a large brain capacity

C:\> => user is a MS-DOS programmer

C:H => user is a football player

C|:-) => user is wearing a bowler hat

C|:-= => user is Charlie Chaplin

C|:-=) => user is Charlie Chaplin

d8= => your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat

d:-) => message about baseball / user is a baseball player / user is a Braves fan / user is wearing a cap

d :-) => hats off to your great idea

d :-o => hats off to your great idea

d.'v => user is wearing a hard hat (profile)

do'v => user is wearing a hard hat (profile)

E-:-) => user is a Ham radio operator

E-:-I => net.ham-radio

EK( => user is Frankenstein

g-) => user is wearing pince-nez glasses

G-( => user is a scuba diver with a broken mask

H-) => user is cross-eyed / user is Geordie LaForge

i-) => user is a detective / user is a private eye

i-=<*** => user is applying a flame thrower

i-=<****** o-(==< => CAUTION: user has a flame thrower and uses it!

i-=<***__. => CAUTION: user has a flame thrower and uses it!

i-=<***i => CAUTION: user has a flame thrower

I8${} => user is a Ubangi (bone in nose)

Ic:() => user is a pygmy with bone in hair

IIII8^)X => user is the Cat in the Hat

IIIIII8^)X => user is the Cat in the Hat

K%*} => user is very drunk with lampshade on head

K-[ => user is Batman with eyes poked out

K:-) => user is a little kid with a propeller beenie / user is wearing a graduation hat

K:P => user is a little kid with a propeller beenie

l^o => user is a hepcat

l-O => user is yawning

l:-O => user is a flattop loudmouth

L-P => user is totally scrambled

L:-) => user just graduated

m(_ _)m => deep bow used for apologizing or expressing thanks (viewed from the front)

M-) => user sees no evil

M-),:X),:-M => user sees no evil, hears no evil, speaks no evil

M:-) => symbol of respect / user is saluting

M.^.M => nirvana or the failure of a chiropracter

o^v => user has a pointy nose (profile)

o-) => user is a Cyclops

o-<:-{{{ => user is Santa

o_o => sideways smiley variation (?)

o= => a burning candle for flames

o:-) => user has bullet in head (a.k.a. Dain-Bramaged smiley)

o'! => user is grim (profile)

o'" => user is pursing lips (profile)

o'\ => user is frowning (profile)

o'J => user is smiling (profile)

o'P => user is sticking tongue out (profile)

o'r => user is sticking tongue out (profile)

o'T => user is keeping a straight face (profile)

o'U => user is yawning (profile)

o'v => user is talking (profile)

o'V => user is shouting (profile)

o'w => user is speaking with forked tongue (profile)

o'Y => user is whistling (profile)

0>-<|= => for messages of interest only to women

o/ => user has hand raised

oo => "It's cold out" / somebody's headlights are on

oo- => user is a confused/puzzled

oo---oo-Bo => user is a truck driver

ooo *\* ooo => maybe (probably needs a wall)

ooo O\O ooo => KILROY!

oO:)& => user is a grandmother

oO:-)*** => user is Santa Claus

oOoOoOoK:| => user is balancing balls on his head

O!O => a male moon

O^O => a female moon

O 8) => user is an angel and is wearing sunglasses and is smiling

O 8-) => the angelic halo look

O-&-< => user is doing nothing (has arms crossed) (mini whole body)

O-(==< => user is chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep

O-) => user after smoking a banana / user is an arc-welder / user is a scuba diver / user is Cyclops / user is Megaton Man on patrol

O-: - ) => user is an angel (at least at heart)

O-|-<]: => user is a skater

O-G-< => user is pointing to self (mini whole body)

O-S-< => user is in a hurry (mini whole body)

O-Z-< => user is in a big hurry (mini whole body)

O_O => user is shocked (Japanese style)

O+ => appropriate for women's messages, surely?

O:-) => for those innocent remarks/souls / user is acting very innocent / user is an angel with a halo

O :-) => user is an angel (at heart at least)

O:O => the girl is mooning you

O>8<|= => user is writing messages about interesting women (mini whole body)

O>--< => user is dead on pavement (mini whole body)

O>-<|= => of interest to women

O|-) => net.religion

O |-) => net.religion

OO => headlights on messages / the guy is mooning you

OOOO-{I => user is Marge Simpson-crazy and is using a mustache

OOOO:@[ => user is a pig-nose-Marge Simpson-vampire

OOOO:@< => user is a pig-nose-Marge Simpson-mad

OOOOBc~ => user is Marge Simpson-unhappy and is wearing glasses and is drooling

OOOOX-~( => user is a dead-Marge Simpson-sad and has a cold

pp# => user is a cow (sideways)

pq`#' => user is a bull (sideways)

P-( => user is a pirate

P-| => getting fresh / user is a pirate / user is Colonel Kirk (Hogan's Heroes)

q;| => user is mean and is wearing a baseball cap

q:-) => user is a baseball player / user is wearing baseball cap backwards / user is wearing cap backwards

Q~` => user is a cat

Q:-) => user is a new graduate

r:-) => user is wearing a ponytail

R-( => user has broken glasses

R-) => user is wearing broken glasses

S:-) => ???

v##) => Here's a largish boat with more sails than a schooner.

v) => Star Trek "The Traveler" smiley

v-| => Here's my life raft.

v+)____, => Here's a boat weighing anchor. Hmmm... .5 tons.

vH) => Here's a drakkar (Viking longboat?)

V^J => user is wearing glasses, seen from the left side (portrait, talking)

x:<> => user is Ed the Duck

X^o => user is trying to focus on ASCII random dot stereograms

X-) => user is cross-eyed / user is unconscious

X-( => dead user / net.suicide / user just died / you are brain dead

X:-) => user is a little kid with a propeller beenie / user is Aunt Jemima

y:-) => user is wearing a bad toupee

That's all folks!!! (for now...)

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