Screenwriter, David Barron, that Hotel California Guy

DAVID BARRON'S WRITING RESUME AND FUN LINKS

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Screenwriter, David Barron's Fun Page

I regard myself as being a unique combination of NICE GUY FUN GUY BAD GUY AND WEIRD GUY . Put them all together and they add up to me, the WRITER.

Screenplays (I have three major screenplays in the works including a sequel to Hotel California).
Comedy Skits (Advanced satirical material that was ahead of its time).
Letters to the Editor (I’ve had over 40 letters published in newspapers over the last 10 years).
Political essayist and activist (On such topics as "The International Dollar" and "Reinventing Government").

Dramatic Writing (i.e. Screenplays etc. at Ryerson College, Toronto.)
English Composition (i.e. grammar, essays, and short stories at Humber College, Toronto).
Ministerial training at a non-Christian church in Toronto.

Right now, my job is that of an inside postal worker. For more information, look under the link that says "My Day Job".

This employment pays the bills, but I have greater ambitions than driving the machine above.

Do you want to comment about anything on my web pages or the fun links?

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All the best,

David Barron

P.S. This is our mysterious, funny links site.

If you send me an e-mail of what all of these links are about, I will send you a T-shirt of me singing an Al Jolson song on it.

10.	Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
9.	Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
8.	Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
7.	Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
6.	If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
5.	Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
4.	When they asked George Washington for ID, did he just whip out a quarter?
3.	If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
2.	Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
1.	How come wrong numbers are never busy?

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Last revised: 12 March, 2002