A well crafted blend of sick humor and disgusting gore will
please any true admirer of low budget cinema. The movie
starts off with a bang, and keeps the punches blowing right
through to the very end. Even though I was laughing my ass off
during this movie, I would not recommend it for those of you
that are easily offended. View at own risk!
Our story involves one ugly old bastard named Frank, who
works in a warehouse full of foul mouthed scum like himself.
Frank was taken off the streets by some of the caring,
generous truck drivers from his work. They gave him a job, a
place to stay (in the warehouse) and a future. They even let
him keep his cats, the only true friends he had! Now Frank's life is complete, except for
one thing-TITS!!! After a bunch of the boys take Frank to a titie bar, he becomes hungry
for hooters, real big ones. His dispatcher places an ad in the paper for a female companion
(with big tits), but neglects to mention what these poor girls are in for. Once they see what
he looks like, things start getting out of hand! Anyone who pisses Frank off, gets it
bigtime! Once he tells his victims what he's going to do to them, it's the beginning of the
end. Highlights include a nerd getting his head batted off, then having Frank shit down his
throat, a little girl who's head gets run over and squashed like a grape, and an obese
stripper getting skull fucked! Some xxx material (if you count a fake cock) is also thrown
in for good measure! Like the saying goes, "there's someone for everyone", Frank finally
finds true love. He meets a large woman who lets him fondle her breasts, and they end up
getting married. All this and more if you can believe it.
Like a cross between Pink Flamingos and Zombie 90, this shot on video
gutter gem combines comedy, horror, sleaze and romance into one riveting
experience that has to be seen. Shot on location in New Jersey by director
Escalpo Don Balde. Visit www.brideoffrank.com for more details and
ordering info.