THE NECRO FILES

Todd Tjersland and co. at Threat Theatre can be held responsible for creating this utterly insane shot on video sleazefest jam packed with sex n' gore! Devil worship, zombies, rape, mutilation and some of the worst fucking acting in existence all make for one down right hilarious viewing experience. Shot in Seattle sometime in 97, "The Necro Files" was originally planned to be a xxx film titled "Psycho Zombie Love Butcher". The final cut has no hardcore sex, but an R rating would definitely be out the window.

In the opening shower scene (complete with bush!), a depraved psycho rapist named Logan (Isaac Cooper) strangles a young women, then pulls out all her innards and carves out her nipple for a light midnight snack. Shortly after, two of Seattle's finest detectives Martin Manners (Steven Sheppard) and Orville Sloane (Gary Browning) appear on the scene. Enraged by the psychos antics, officer Manners shoots and kills him on the spot. Nine months later, a cult of Satan worshippers perform a ritual to resurrect the infamous killer from his grave. Just as the cult leader starts pissing on the grave as part of the ceremony, the psycho zombie rapist pops out of the ground, and rips his dick off in mid pee! Scrambling for their lives, two of the cult members manage to escape the zombies wrath, while some of the others in the group aren't as fortunate. The zombie starts wondering the streets in search of pussy with his three foot long cock hanging out of his pants. A couple with a bondage fetish are interrupted by the zombie who rips apart the guy, then crams his monster cock up the chicks ass while she's tied to the bed. Miffed by the new string of killings, Sloane and Manners are put back on the case which appears to be the handy work of their old friend Logan. The two survivors from the cult try to stop Logan for good by resurrecting a baby that was slaughtered as part of the ceremony. The Mattel doll on a fishing rod comes flying out of the ground, and starts chasing the two losers. It then goes after Logan, who is still busy trying to get laid. He ends up falling in love with a blow up doll, but the baby brings the romance to an end by popping her. Meanwhile, Manners (who is now a drug addict) and Sloane (who's sister was killed by Logan before he was a zombie) are in hot pursuit of Logan as well. I won't give away the ending, but you have to see this one to believe it. A sequel is in the works, and our favorite detectives Sloane and Manners return for another dose of the worst acting ever captured on video!