Due to space limitations, I've had to store the 89 wave files on a separate
server from the main site. So when you click on a link, you'll be taken
to a new page on www.20m.com. From there, you can click on the wave file
to download or just hear the file. If you have any problems, click here
to download the latest free Realplayer program. Finally, I've noticed
that the server the files are held on isn't too good with firewalls. If
you have problems hearing the sounds with the plugin, check to see if
you have any outstanding alerts. If so, clear them out and try again.
| Sound
File |
Character |
Saying…. |
| Advised |
Zen |
You will be advised when full function is restored |
| Alittled |
Avon |
It would be a little difficult to miss |
| Anyidiot |
Avon |
Any idiot in reason, that is |
| Applause |
Avon |
Do you want the applause now, or will it wait |
| Astutemi |
Ultra/Avon |
You have an astute mind, Avon / If you say so |
| blakes7 |
Theme |
Theme tune |
| circuit |
Orac |
Circuit clearance and reprogramming will take precisely
1hour and 37.9 seconds |
| Communic |
Communicator |
Communicator sound |
| Confirm1 |
Zen |
Confirmed |
| Confirm2 |
Zen |
Confirmed (damaged speech circuits) |
| Counting |
Vila |
Counting yourself, that makes two people who think your
wonderful |
| Delegati |
Orac |
The art of leadership is delegation |
| Demonstr |
Avon |
Demonstrably |
| Dependon |
Travis |
Depend on it |
| Didyousa |
Tarrant/Avon |
Did you say something? / I said shut up, I apologize
for not realizing you are deaf. |
| Dontbet |
Tarrant |
Don’t bet on that |
| Dontmak |
Vila |
You’re not going to make me leave it, are you? |
| Drawlots |
Avon |
Volunteer? Or shall we draw lots. |
| Endofope |
Theme |
End sample |
| Enjoying |
Vila/Avon |
You’re enjoying this, aren’t you? / Probably. |
| Failedyo |
Zen |
I… I have failed you |
| Foradead |
Travis |
Oh that’s very amusing, Blake. For a dead man. |
| Frivolou |
Orac |
I must assume that your request is a frivolous one. |
| Gloating |
Servalan |
I shouldn’t start gloating just yet, if I were you. |
| Gooffand |
Vila |
I think I’ll just go off and die somewhere. |
| Havethei |
Orac |
I have the information you require |
| Hipdeep |
Avon |
Suddenly I’m hip deep in heroes. |
| Humbleca |
Slave |
Thought is beyond my humble capacities, master. |
| Iamcheck |
Orac |
I am checking… kindly wait. |
| Ibuiltit |
Vila |
I built it, it’s a sculpture. |
| Idontme |
Orac/Slave |
I can get you the exact date… / Err, I don’t wish to
interrupt / Then kindly don’t / I wasn’t talking to you / you were
attempting to override a superior system – be silent. |
| Illbeba |
Avon |
I’ll be back. |
| Immutabl |
Orac |
It is an immutable certainty. |
| Incapabl |
Orac |
There seems little point in wasting time on such an
explanation, since you will be incapable of understanding it. |
| Infallib |
Avon |
All right, then he’s not infallible, its just that up
to now, he has never failed. |
| Info1 |
Zen |
That information is not available. |
| Info2 |
Zen/Tarrant/Zen /
Cally/Zen |
That information is not available. / Why isn’t it available?
/ The information you require has been stored via a coded route and
retrieval is not possible without the correct security command sequence.
/ And that sequence is known only to Avon I imagine? / Confirmed. |
| Isetallt |
Avon/Blake/Avon/
Blake/Avon |
Have you betrayed us? Have you betrayed me? / Tarrant
doesn’t understand! / Neither do I! / I set all this up! / Yes! |
| Ithinki |
Servalan |
I think I’m ready. Give the order… please. |
| Iwouldn |
Avon |
I wouldn’t do that if I were you. |
| Kickthel |
Servalan/Vila |
What did you do? / What any skilled technician does
with solid state circuitry. I kick the living quartz out it. |
| Kissher |
Soolin |
There are two classical ways of dealing with a hysterical
woman. You didn’t really expect you to kiss her, did you? |
| Littero |
Orac |
My interpretation of the data leaves little room for
error. |
| Neverrea |
Vila |
I never realized you thought this way about me. |
| Nogoodde |
Avon |
You know what they say… no good deed goes unpunished. |
| Nothingw |
Avon |
Nothing was further from my mind |
| Oraccirc |
Orac |
All principal circuits are operating at full capacity
and cannot receive new programs at this time. |
| Oracfree |
Orac |
That is better. Our relationship will be best served
if your statements are free of ambiguity. |
| Oracinst |
Orac |
Instructions are not needed if commands are succinct.
|
| Oracknow |
Blake/Orac |
Orac, what are you limits? / They have not yet been
defined. My knowledge is virtually infinite. My secondary ability
is to logically process that knowledge and make accurate predictions.
|
| Oracpett |
Orac |
I am closing down. I have much to do. You have engaged
my circuits on your petty affairs for far too long. |
| Oracstat |
Orac |
State you’re program requirements. They will be implemented
when capacity is available. |
| Oracswit |
Orac |
Of course I’m properly switched on! Having depressed
the activator button, what else would you expect! |
| Oractheq |
Orac/Vila/Orac |
Is that a question? / Yes. / The question is futile. |
| Quiterig |
Orac |
I think your quite right. |
| Readout |
Avon/Zen |
Put it on audio. No… hold that. Give me direct visual
readout on my flight console. / Confirmed. |
| Reallyis |
Dayna |
Now he really is a corpse. |
| Roughana |
Travis |
Yes, well I’m always grateful for a rough analogy. |
| Secret |
Vila |
You’ve got to hand it to Avon, he knows how to keep
a secret. He probably won’t even talk to himself. |
| Seenbefo |
Avon |
Its like nothing I’ve ever seen before. |
| Shouldn |
Avon |
If you didn’t want the answer… you shouldn’t have asked
the question. |
| Shutupta |
Avon |
Shut up Tarrant. |
| Silent |
Avon/Zen |
Zen, you will remain silent until further instructions.
/ Confirmed. |
| Somuchtr |
Avon |
That would be a little foolish, after I went to so much
trouble to get it back. |
| Sparetim |
Avon |
*Laughing* Ha. What did you do in your spare time? |
| Standsti |
Avon/Blake/Avon |
Is it true? / Avon, its me… Blake! / Stand still! |
| Stayouto |
Avon |
Nothing and nobody is going to stop it, you least of
all. Now get out of my way, and stay out of my way! |
| systems |
Zen |
All systems are functioning normally (slow speech) |
| Takemefo |
Avon |
Do you take me for a fool? |
| Tarzianw |
Vila |
Tarrant has about as much subtlety as a Tarzain Warg
Strangler. |
| Thatisco |
Zen |
That is correct. |
| Trans |
Zen/Dayna |
*Long incomprehensible speech* / The translator units
are still on the blink. |
| Transpor |
Orac |
The most logical course of action is to transport me
to safety with all due urgency. |
| Vila1 |
Vila |
Isn’t that just what I said? With a brain like mine,
who needs computers? |
| Werente |
Servalan |
You weren’t entirely misled. |
| Wewontm |
Servalan |
We won’t meet again. |
| Whatacti |
Ensor’s security
device |
What action do you wish taken? |
| Wildsurm |
Orac |
Wild surmise is not part of my function. |
| Wit |
Avon |
That’s what passes for wit onboard our ship. |
| Yesmaste |
Orac |
Yes… Master! |
| Yourever |
Orac |
We can fulfill your every desire. |
| Youthink |
Vila |
You think you’ve found Blake. |
| Zen5 |
Zen |
*Incomprehensible speech* Confirmed. Minor damage to
primary translator unit makes temporary close down of speech circuits
necessary. You will be advised when full function is restored. |
| Zen6 |
Zen |
*Incomprehensible speech* Confirmed. State speed and
course… computer circuits have now been rerouted and as requested
are now online. |
| Zen7 |
Zen |
Dangerous structural weaknesses have already… have already…
all… already developed in many areas. Auto repair circuits are delaying
further weakening. |
| Zenallda |
Zen |
This constitutes all available data. |
| Zenconfi |
Zen |
Confirmed. |
| Zendatar |
Zen |
The data you requested is now available. |
| Zensyste |
Jenna/Zen |
Zen, system status! / All systems are functioning normally. |