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   Sunday, July 21, 2002

"YOU'VE GOT PORN!"

I'm certainly no prude, but it's true that I may be one of the few men who has no porn on his computer. Call me old-fashioned but, despite my love for both, I like to keep sex and computers quite far from each other and the things I have tried haven't changed my opinion.

Imagine my confusion, then, as I keep getting the most ridiculous sexual spam e-mail. I once received a solicitation from a bestiality web site, one of the few things in recent years that's actually shocked me. I don't go to these sites -- how do these people get my address? I mean, here's what just turned up in my mailbox:

"ENLARGEMENT BREAKTHROUGH! A man endowed with a 7-8" hammer is simply better equipped than a man with a 5-6" hammer. Would you rather have more than enough to get the job done or fall short. It's totally up to you. Our Methods are guaranteed to increase your size by 1-3". Come in here and see how."

Now maybe I'm just insulted that someone out there thinks I need this, but honestly, why am I getting this stuff?