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   Wednesday, October 15, 2003

BE AFRAID, I SAID BE VERY AFRAID

Listen up everybody, it's another one of George Bush's "blanket warning of a general threat" from "the evildoers!" According to this MSNBC story, we should now be afraid of teddy bears. It seems that the terrorists are now working with a cotton-like explosive that can be packed into pillows or toys in order to destroy us. I'm not worried -- I've seen those airplane pillows and they just couldn't be less padded. I am, however, casting a wary eye on that little girl with the Gund bear...