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   Tuesday, November 18, 2003

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY PENIS

Really.
It's fine.
Every damn time I open my e-mail, dozens of messages insist that I read them if I am "serious and interested in gaining length and width to your penis!"
I'm rarely serious and definitely not interested.

So, for the last time, I am truly quite happy with my present penis, thank you.