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   Thursday, October 14, 2004

HE MEANS IT

As all this election hand-wringing gets ever-more serious, the good people at The Onion have let us in on the real terror threat:

"Dick Cheney Vows to Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected"

"If the wrong man is elected in November, the nation will come under a devastating armed attack of an unimaginable magnitude, one planned and executed by none other than myself," Cheney said, speaking at a rally in Greensboro, NC. "When they go to the polls, Americans must weigh this fact and decide if our nation can ignore such a grave threat...A vote for Kerry is a vote to die in your own bed at the hands of Dick Cheney."