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   Wednesday, July 26, 2006

   WORSHIP ME!!!

As yet another Pernicious Homosexual, it's common knowledge that I am personally responsible for the destruction of the family, the corruption of children, the decline of church influence and, of course, the Upcoming Fall of Western Civilization. But today I learn that 'my people' are also responsible for war in the Middle East!

"Why does this war break out this week, all of sudden with little warning? Because this is the exact week the Jewish people are trying to decide whether the gay pride parade should take place in Jerusalem or Tel Aviv," Pinchas Winston, a noted author, rabbi and lecturer based in Jerusalem told WND..."This [parade] is an attack against God himself," Winston said. "God has told the Jewish people, 'If you are not going to fight for my honor, you will be forced to fight for your own honor.'"
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Meanwhile, Yehuda Levin, a member of the Rabbinical Alliance of America, has come to Israel specifically to prevent the homosexual celebration from taking place..."Israel is the Holy Land, not the homo-land," Levin told WND...Like some other rabbis here, Levin believes that there is a direct correlation between the homosexual parade scheduled to take place in Jerusalem and the recent onslaught of rockets raining from Lebanon and Gaza.

Wow! A "direct correlation"! I've never had entire nations trembling before me -- it's so exciting and just the kind of brilliant theory the Middle East needs right now!

But in case you're not convinced of my power: I made Bill Clinton gay!

Oh, and that poncy boy from N'Sync (bet you didn't see that one coming)!

I am all-powerful!
Kneel before Zod!!!