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   Wednesday, August 23, 2006

   TECHNICALLY?

Screenwriter John Rogers ("Eureka") blogs once a week or so but, when he clicks, he makes me laugh harder than anyone else. Today he writes, "This is technically child abuse":


John writes:

You know, God bless, and you're certainly free to take advantage of capitalism in ay way you see fit to serve your community. But don't expect not to get made fun of for it.

Yes, this is mean spirited. I am not a nice man. I'd think you'd know that by now.

The most interesting part for me is in the write-up:

"The whole Armor of God Pajama set will help your children to depend on God to protect them from their fears, doubts, and uncertainties at night so their sleep can be restful and peaceful."

...I will say, that fears, doubts and uncertainties at night are a problem, but really more as you hit 40 or so. I'll admit to some late-night panic attacks recently. So if they sold these in adult size, I would buy them.


And then have sex in them.


GAY sex.


I'm not even gay, but I'd feel obligated.

Seriously, now I want the adult ones, and I've probably pissed off the manufacturers, so they won't go for it. Dammit.