Born: Toronto, 1955

Employment: Work as film processing technician at Toronto Image Works, duties include inhaling vast quantities of noxious chemical vapours as well as getting my appendages torn off by Victorian machinery. Part-time job squeegeing passenger jet windshields.

Special Skills: Ability to get along with people who agree with me, god kumunikacion scils, can laugh at boss's jokes that aren't remotely funny, can wiggle my left ear.

Hobbies: Canoeing, camping, hiking, flying, music (play the guitar, harmonica), painting (acrylic on canvas mostly, also photo-digital imaging), surfing the internet, riding my bicycle, long drives in the country, photography and flossing my teeth in restaurants.

Favourite Foods: Brussel sprouts, potatoes, Konigsberger Klops, pizza, curry.

Favourite Music: Jimi Hendix, J.S. Bach, Motorhead, Vivaldi, Jim Whitton, Foo Fighters, Little Feat, Led Zeppelin, Rainer Bessel, Maza Meze.

All for now