A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
   She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately.
  When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his
   face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his
   full beard. " Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking
   his face with both hands.

" Actually, no" the man replies. " Can you get him for me?" she asks, "I need to
   speak to him," she says, running her>   hands beyond his beard into his hair.
   " I'm afraid I can't", breathes the bartender, "Is there anything
   I can do?"
   " Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues
  huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him
   to suck them gently. " What should I tell him?" the bartender manages
   to say.
   " Tell him", she whispers,..." There is no toilet paper or hand soap
   in the ladies room."