Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about
 their professions.

 The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E; you know...
 Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent,
 Ecologist."

 The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....
 Double Income, No Kid."

 The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...
 Rich, Urban, Biker."

 They  turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
 She replies, "I'm a  WIFE, you know....
 Wash, Iron, F%&!, Etc.....".

 A second girl answers their question before they
 even  ask it. She  replies, "I'm a BITCH".
 "What exactly is a BITCH?!?,"  they ask in unison.
 "Babe In Total Control of Herself."

 So ladies, next time somebody calls you Bitch......
 ..SMILE...and say......Thank You!!