The Ballad of Young Neil's Lost "Slip On Slider". (to the tune of Helpless, Helpless)

I seem to have lost my slip on slider,
you seem to have found one.
Could they be one and the same?

Mine is blue.
Big at one end and a little smaller at the other.
It has a small, moon shaped scratch in the aft quarters
and a brown mark in the stern that tastes vaguely like chocolate.
If they are one and the same, please do not hesitate
to return said 'slip on slider' to me.
I eagerly await your reply.

Slip on slider, slip on slider
Slip on slider, slip on slider

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