Shock Media 2000 Spring Issue - The End-Game Generation

What's Up Doc?
The End-Game Generation
"... and the six signs of the little beasts."

 

 

 

As someone who has studied our youth for some time, I can tell you that changes are at hand. Let me remind you that Homo Sapiens are undergoing evolutionary processes, which are out of our control. General thought has led us to believe that there is a progression in this process which eventually will build us into a 'super species' of some sort. According to my studies, this seems unlikely.

 

Let's consider a couple of factors involved in what I call the End-Game or ' E-Game generation ', and how it is different from our own. My findings may change the way you think about evolution. Here are a few statistics I have compiled from my research:

  1. New babies are increasingly resistant to all types of pollution.
  2. Young people reach maturity 6 years earlier than the previous generation due to hormone treatments of our meat and dairy products.
  3. Leg and arm development becoming less muscular due to easier modes of transport and use of keyboard for extended periods. (Fingers becoming more adapted to joy-stick and keyboard handling).
  4. Eyes showing blank 'heavy computer-use' expression with dark rings below heavy eyelids. Pupils slightly dilated. (We believe nature is feigning the appearance of heavy computer-use, conditioned by peer pressure. Like butterflies have large eye patterns on the wings to ward off predators, this is saying: "back off, get your own sandwich").
  5. Violent, nasty defensive behaviour conditioned by side effects of parents' working class 'burn-out' syndrome. At a 50% divorce rate, marriage and a healthy family life has become a sham. Unfortunately it's not funny for the thousands of bitter e-game delinquents, creating havoc as a direct result of their parents' negligence, convinced that the world is headed in the wrong direction. It seems a slave army of computer clerks is not what this generation had in mind for itself.
  6. Very keen on anything material or monetary, conditioned by "last chance to make a buck" mentality generally accepted by all money making humans for past generations. (Television commercials have brought base wanton greed to a climax by 'super-stimulating' young minds with high-tech imaging tricks and other subliminal brainwashing techniques. That most parents now use televisions as full time babysitters, makes this brainwashing trend fully effective in the End-Game generation).

You may be surprised at these statistics but remember that evolution takes place 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

Hope this helps,

Prof. K, B.A., M.A., M.D., C.A.,C.F.A., M.B.A., P.H.D.

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