Is Walking a Thing of the Past?

Do you have as much money as you want? Could you use more? Lots more? Maybe it's time, I think, that you became a little entrepreneur. What you need is a good, marketable idea to get you going on the fast-track to financial freedom 55.

Take a look at what other successful business people have done to make their million. How about yogurt in a tube? Brilliant my dear Watson but it's already been done. Think again. How about an idea I've been working on for years. A "Wow" car. It stands for W.heel-based -O.perational-W.easel car. Basically a high-tech wheelchair for healthy, able-bodied people.

You think I'm crazy right? You assume that people who "Wow" instead of 'walk' will lose their muscle-tone and become frail and weak, much like what is experienced in outer space by astronauts. However, there is not a single muscle in the human body that the Wow car does not consider when in operation. All aspects of human physiology were considered in its design using the latest space- technology data available on the Internet. Operators of these vehicles, and there will be many, are bound to be in tiptop shape, without walking a single step.

First of all, it comes complete with with a free beer-cozy and a tube of yogurt. The 'operator' reclines in a built-in Ab-roller seat to keep fit while operating the wheelchair assembly. Then he/she buckles into the 'buzz'-belt, which vibrates when the operator relaxes his or her stomach muscles eventually giving you that 'washboard-tummy' look. The feet are strapped in to the 'Lift-Shoes' (TM), which come complete with adjustable weights, so you can train for the Olympics while wheeling through a drive-through restaurant. The upper legs are cradled comfortably in the deluxe 'Thigh-Crusher', (TM), the latest in electronic fitness breakthroughs, which is based on highly developed 'cyclonic pulse-action' technology. The bucket-seat of the ab-roller highchair is fitted with the deluxe-model "Butt-Buster" (TM), which takes care of areas the sun will never see.

On to the more high-tech options for the Wow Car. The latest in cell-phone technology so you can call your psychic from your wheelchair outdoors in a location of your choice, like from the bank for example, (package includes free emergency service 24 hours a day, so you don't have to leave the Wow Car during operational breakdowns). The entire craft is easily controlled from the elaborate, walnut panelled computer-screen console which is connected to the operators "GAMEBRAIN" helmet. Not only does this high-tech helmet provide ample protection, it also features the latest "Virtual Reality " capabilities. Of course there is unlimited Internet access, including 'live' stock market activity feeds via cell or net,, plus a huge selection of games (instantly downloadable from our "WOW GAMEBRAIN "website What else? Night-vision goggles (available in green and black), small fridge under the seat beside the first-aid kit,Yogurt-tube holder (can also be used for toothpaste), global positioning ability (latest GPS gear), Alpine sound-system (comes with a free six-pack of simulated beer), 10 horsepower top of the line engine, alloy rims complete with Firestone tires. And last but not least, a top-end CD player (comes with a free "Hooked on Phonics" CD kit).

If you think there is pretty much nothing I've overlooked in this design, you are mistaken. The 'Entrepreneur' Deluxe' 2001 model of the Wow Car comes complete with a pharmaceutically approved "Urin Sampler". You don't have to get up, underneath the computer console is a reusable cup which extends (using space-age 'Canadarm' technology), to allow you all the flexibility you'll ever need. The built in (Fortune 500 approved) "Analyser" will give your employer all the necessary information, complete with printout. Use the certified " DNA Prick Sampler" (using the latest available Wow technology) to provide samples of your genetic make-up for more discriminating employers.

Aside from all that technology, the Wow Car is designed mainly for pleasure cruising. More details are available at your local 'Wow Car' Dealership.

At least now you know how easy it was for me to make millions of dollars with a simple basic idea, namely a wheelchair for healthy people.

Now that I've inspired you with my own idea, try to think "ENTREPRENEUR" for a change, to make your easy million. I hope you'll send me some smart entrepreneurial proposals for the next issue, where I will be pleased to discuss them and, alas, perhaps even help you take them a step further.

Sincerely (Up) Yours,

Stock Caruso

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