Bonny Green Garters

Here's to the ladies, we love them so well
Though some are regular tartars
Here's to their stockings and here's to their shoes
And here's to their bonny green garters.

Here's to the Morris, we'll dance the dance well
And teach our sons and our daughters
Here's to our ribbons and here's to our bells
And here's to our bonny green garters

Here's to the lizards, we love them so well
Though some are really iguaners
Here's to the snakes and the toads and the frogs
And here's to the bonny green garters

Here's to the Tops, we love them so well,
Though some are very slow starters.
Here's to their whips and here's to their belts,
And here's to their black leather garters.

Here's to the bottoms, we love them so well,
Though some are regular martyrs.
Here's to their screams and here's to their welts,
And here's to their black leather garters.

Here's to the fellers, they're ugly as hell,
It's hard to stifle our laughter,
They whisper sweet nothings and jingle our bells,
But we know bloody well what they're after!

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