The Gift Shop at the End of the Universe

This is the "gift shop", if you will, of my site. Now you can take home (metaphorically) some of the fun that you had while visiting my site. Unlike most gift shops, the inventory will change occasionally, so come back soon. Oh, and one more thing.....everything here is FREE!!! FREE I TELL YOU!!!! FREEEEE!!!!!!!


Download WINGS! (3.10MB) and the Version Update (More Weapons) (177KB): A vicious battle to the death between 2 to 8 (upto 4 human players) ships. The mathematical equation that best descrives the game is: (Lunar Lander + Asteroids)=Excellent Game that's hard to explain.

Download LIERO! (373KB): The amazing game that managed to be smuggled onto just about every computer at my school. One of the most popular freeware around. The mathematical equation for this game is: Worms(Realtime+Blood)=A game that you must get!

Download SLASHEM! (1.51MB): A decendent of Rogue, the RPG that produces a random dungeon everytime. Being a decendent of the original, it is fitted with many additional features that are too numerous to explain. The equation for this game: (Rogue^2)+(Additional Features^2)=An infinitaly replayable game.

Download MatterBlaster 2! (224KB) and the Version Update (Better Interface) (112KB): Move your dot around killing upto 15 other players with various weapons. Level/Weapon editor included. The download file is a Windows-based extractor, but the program itself can run in DOS. Use the .exe file contained in the Update for the latest version of the game. The equation: War * Player * 16+level editor+weapon editor= A fearfully good game.

Download Jump'n'Bump! (346KB): If you like little furry rabits as well as senseless violence, this game's for you. As a rabbit, you must jump around and attempt to reduce your fellow rabbits into bloody pulp. You gotta have more than one person to play this one. The equation: Violence(Bunnies+Attitude)=A bloodfest of a game.

Download Dr. Sbaitso! (211 KB): This is it! The father of all computerized psychiatrists (but not a very effective one I must admit). This glorious creation comes with it's own speech engine so it can speak to you and say whatever you want it to say (swearing and all). A must get for anyone that is sane or insane. The equation: (Psychiatrist*Speech)^Humour= The funniest thing in the world.

Download Biprolex+ [Lite version] (1.67MB): First thing first; The Lite version has all the functionality of the Full Version (more animation and sounds) (whew...). This game is one of the most unique games I have ever come upon. In short, it's Arcanoid meets Tetris, and believe me, it's not a friendly encounter. You've got to try for yourself to understand. The equation: (((Tetris + Arcanoid)*Battle)^2)+ Made in Russia = Maximum Originality.

Download ADOM (820KB): Here it is! One of the best games I have ever played. This one's a decendent of Rogue (see SLASHEM above), and a collosal one at that. How collosal? Well, this game only uses ASCII graphics......not impressed? Look at the size of the program. The equation: ((RPG+Replayability)^100) = Too Good for some people.    

Download Fight of The Sumo Hoppers (71.5KB): In this Finland-made game, you and your opponent (player or comp) hops around across the screen until one of you go out of bounds or touches the floor with anything other than the feet (or foot in this case). You really have to try this one to judge it. The equation: (Vector Graphics + Firece Battle) * Finland = Proof that European games are gold.  


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