An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to hercar, she found four males
in the act of leaving with her car.
She dropped her shopping bags and
drew her handgun, proceeding to scream
at them at the top of her voice,

"I have a gun and I know how to use it!
Get out of the car you scumbags!"



The four men didn't wait for a second
invitation but got out and ran like mad,
whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken,
proceeded to load her shopping bags
into the back of the car and get into
the driver's seat. She was so shaken
that she could not get her key into the
ignition. She tried and tried and then
it dawned on her why.



A few minutes later she found her own
car parked four or fivespaces farther
down. She loaded her bags into her
car and drove to the police station.



The sergeant to whom she told the
story nearly tore himself intwo with
laughter and pointed to the other end
of the counter, where four pale white
males were reporting a carjacking by
a mad elderly woman described as white,
less than 5' tall, glasses, and curly
white hair carrying a large handgun.



No charges were filed.