BEER PRESIDENTS

After the North American Beer Festival, all the
brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I
would like the world's best beer, a Corona."  The
bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives
it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer
in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a
Budweiser."  The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made
with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."
He gets it.

The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a
Coke."  The bartender is a little taken aback, but
gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask,
"Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?"

The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you
guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.



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