10. God was worried that Adam would
frequently become lost in the garden
because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day
Adam would require someone
to locate and hand him the remote.
8. God knew Adam would never
go out and buy himself a new fig leaf
when his wore out and would therefore
need Eve to buy one for him.
7. God knew Adam would never
be able to make a doctor's, dentist,
or haircut appointment for himself.
6. God knew Adam would never
remember which night to
put the garbage on the curb.
5. God knew if the world was to be populated,
men would never be able to handle
the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As the Keeper of the Garden,
Adam would never remember
where he left his tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone
to blame his troubles on when
God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says,
It is not good for man to be alone!
And the #1 reason why God created Eve...
1. When God finished the creation of Adam,
He stepped back,
scratched his head,
and said...
"I can do better than that!"
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