Four Catholic ladies were having
coffee.
The first Catholic woman tells
her friends
"My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room,
everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps,
"My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks
into a room, the people call him 'Your Grace'."
This third Catholic crone says,
"My son is a cardinal.
Whenever he walks into a room,
people say 'Your Eminence'."
Since the fourth Catholic woman
sips her coffee in silence,
the first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
And she said
"My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2"
hard bodied stripper.
When he walks into a room,
people say,
"Oh, my God...."