OB VISIT

For all those who have experienced the OB-GYN visit:
In Melbourne, FL one of the radio stations paid money for people to tell their most embarrassing doctor visit stories. This one netted the winner $300....

Mary said:I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office, asking if I could change my appt and come in that morning at 9:30am. I said OK.
I had just packed everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already. The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. Like many women, I like to make a little extra effort over hygiene when planning such visits, but now,I didn't have time to be able to take the full shower. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself agood scrub in "that area"in front of the sink, to make sure that I was presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in.
Knowing the procedure, as I am sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii
or some other place a million miles away from here.
I was a little surprised when he said: "My we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?", but I didn't respond.
The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
The rest of the day went normally, some shopping,cleaning and the evening meal, etc. At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was preparing to go to a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom - where's my washcloth?"
I called back for her to get another from the cabinet.
She called back: "No, I need the one that was here by the sink.
It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."


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