TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE BORED AT WORK

1.You've already read the entire Dilbert
page-a-day calendar for 2000.

2.You discover that staring at your cubicle
wall long enough produces images of Elvis.

3.You've figured out a way to get
Gilligan off the island.

4.You decide to see how many Mountain
Dews you can drink before the
inevitable explosion occurs.

5.People come into your office only to
borrow pencils from your ceiling.

6.No longer content with merely
photocopying your butt, you now
scan and enhance it with Photoshop.

7.You now require only a single can
of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs.

8.The 4th Division of Paperclips has
overrun the Pushpin Infantry,
and General White-Out has called
for reinforcements.

9.You fill in the blanks......

10.( Space for rent)......

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