To Santa Claus and Little Sisters Author unknown Once... he wrote a poem. And he called it "Chops" Because that was the name of his dog, and that's what it was all about. And the teacher gave him an "A" And a gold star And his mother hung it on the kitchen door and read it to all his aunts... Once... he wrote another poem. And he called it "Question Mark Innocence," Becuase that was the name of his grief and that's what it was all about. And the proffessor gave him an "A" And a strange and steady look. And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door, because he never let her see it... Once, at 3 a.m.... he tried another poem... And he called it absolutely nothing because that's what it was all about. And he gave himself an "A" And a slash on each damp wrist, And he hung it no the bathroom door because he couldn't reach the kitchen.