The Say What?!? Archive

Previous winners of the Say What?!? Contest

June to July

by faithfool

Honourable Mentions:

Faith: "That was five by five, Xander."
Xander: "You mean it wasn't just the two of us!?"
by dRaGoN_fLaMe

Faith: "You're welcome, sir... and WHO gets your VOTE on election day?"
Xander: " MAYOR WILKINS! MAYOR WILKINS!"
by faithfool

Faith: "Well...that was...interesting."
Xander: "Wow... Can I get your--" [gets kicked in stomach]
"OK, I won't ask."
by Kaylin

Faith: "Oh, Xand, let me pick that spot on yer back!!"
Xander: "Go on then! But only if I can pick that spinach between your teeth..."
by picking

Xander: "Remember the cover story: We were..."
Faith: "...screwing."
by Becky

Faith: "I'm sorry!"
Wesley: "You called me Buffy!"
by Morgwyn

Mid-May to Late-May

by Todd

Honourable Mentions:

Faith: "Okay, it's fairly simple here; I ask your advice on hair spray..."
Wesley: "The other one! The other one!
by Katie

Faith: "Brits always like it rough!"
Wesley: "Kinky!! Are you gonna pop soon?"
by Jenn

Faith: "Care if I light up, Wes?"
Wesley: "Actually, to be quite correct about it, this is a non-smoking torture chamber."
by Dok

Faith: "Check this out I learned this when I was a clown with Ringly Barnum and Baily Circus!"
Wesley: "OK OK British PEOPLE THINK AMERICAN GIRLS ARE EASY!!!!"
by Mark

Faith: "Ahhh...I love this feeling..."
Wesley: "God help me."
by Elisabeth

Faith: "So...You 5 by 5?"
Wesley: "Yes! Yes! Bondage..always a thrill!!"
by Pat

Late-April to Mid-May

by Laura Hicking

The Runner-ups are:

Willow: "Bored Now?"
Angel: "No, that was fun!"
by Megan

Willow: "What do you mean 'CUT'?!"
Angel: "Matches? They weren't in the script!"
by Mistress Catty

Willow: "Oh! Xander! Really...it's no what it looks like. I was just...just..."
Angel: "Yeah...she was just helping me with my...workout."
by Jessamyn

Willow: "He's been naughty. I've decided that I should punish him."
Angel: "Yeah, I've been real bad. But you can watch!"
by Kevin

Willow: "Oops!...I did it again"
Angel: "Sure this is an alternate world, but Britney Spears?!?! Common' Joss! Throw me a friggin' bone here!"
by Amanda

Mid-April

by Rick

The Runner-ups are:

Faith: "You have GOT to be kidding me!"
by Honey

Faith: "Payback's a bitch!"
by eeyore33

Faith: "I'm gonna kill Buffy...if it's the last thing I do!"
by buffy_summers_16_2000

Faith: "Does anyone remember my line?!?"
by sapphire

Faith: "What're you waiting for? Huh? What're you waiting for?!?"
by Brendan (Five by Five's webmaster)