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Ten Reasons to Build an Airplane
10) Neighbours
already think you’re a bit “different”.
9) Too much money in chequing account.
8) Would only have wasted all those hours of darkness by
sleeping.
7) Wife currently has nothing to complain about.
6) First flight makes for an excellent opportunity to
test new anti-perspirant.
5) Enjoy working with exotic chemicals and in extremes of
temperature.
4) Like to be alone more than 16 hours a day.
3) The voices told me to.
2) Think weekends are too long anyway.
1) Microsoft
Flight Simulator is CHEATING.