Tripping at the Dentist
By Dr. George
I was pretty tired one morning when I had a dentist appointment, so I decided to drink some
Kava Kava tea I had just purchased to make me more alert. I left the bag in longer than
recommended, and drank down the cup pretty quickly. I did feel more relaxed and more alert
later on, and headed to the dentist.
In his waiting room, I was staring at my shoes and - uh-oh! - they started breathing.
Expanding and contracting, just beyond by visual abilities, but I was aware of them doing
it - acid folks should understand... seeing it, but not with your eyes.
Then, the fake purple flowers on the table started rotating around the flower in the middle,
and the poster of the smiling great-teeth people on the door started sloshing up and down.
The blank part of the table did a few weird things, as a white wall will do on LSD.
I had a fairly strong urge to sit on the floor, but didn't. By the time I went in to see
my dentist, the visuals had faded already.
...Hallucinations on *one teabag* was certainly not what I expected.
So I'm gonna try two next time.