Exam Week, Part 2: Snow Day
By Dr. George and The Captain.
The day started off with TC coming over to DG's empty house. They then
went up to a local plaza to buy ammonia and two 250 mL (the big
ones) bottles of cough syrup. Then they returned to DG's house, where
there was already a 100 mL (small) bottle waiting. They performed an Agent
Lemon extraction on the 600 mL of wildberry-flavoured Life brand
goo. Partway through, trouble stuck: they had no lemon juice! DG cut a
lemon in half and smashed it up to get the juice out, and they used this,
resulting in a much clearer final product than usual. TC decided to take
his serving (approximately 3/5 - 2/3 of the Agent Lemon) straight up, with
two juice chasers and some mouthwash. DG mixed his (the rest) in with some
juice, drank that, and chased it with chocolate soy milk and a touch of
mouthwash.
The effects came on more quickly than usual, with TC on Playboy's website
and DG alternating between looking at the naked women and watching The
Negotiator on DVD. After about a half hour, both were feeling the
effects, TC a few minutes before DG. DG was on the couch watching the
movie and TC came in and lay down. For the first 10 minutes TC remained
motionless on the couch, telling DG that he thought he had taken too much
and was going to overdose. DG got out a calculator to prove him wrong.
TC went back to the computer room where he lay down for a few minutes. He
then returned to the living room to say to DG that he "would've thrown up
by now if I was going to." He then went into the bathroom and returned with
goo all over his hands, saying that he'd thrown up on them. In fact, it was
Aloe from an Aloe vera plant in the bathroom.
Next, they went outside towards the backyard where DG discovered a grey
squishy gingerbread man and TC vomitted. Then back inside for a bit of
Hide n Seek. TC hid in the shower while DG timed 2 minutes. Before the
time had run out, TC got very paranoid and returned. TC ran into DG's
mother's bedroom and performed a bouncing event on the bed. DG asked TC if
he needed a wet cloth to help with his mild hyperthermia (too damn hot),
and they went and locked themselves in the bathroom. After several incidents
of falling over, they returned back to DG's mom's room. TC decided, based on
nothing, that DG was dehydrated, and they went to the bathroom for some water.
Then they went onto the porch (in the middle of winter, while it was snowing,
wearing no coats and TC without shoes.)
TC suggested the addition of dimenhydrinate based on earlier discussions
of the combination. The two got their coats and shoes on and headed for
the store. About two houses down, DG proposed the question of whether or
not it was a good idea, and TC decided that they should just return to the
house because of his crazy-ass walking. Back inside, DG tried to phone one
of his friends, and ended up speaking to his friend's mother, a
conversation that got him rather worried as to whether or not he had
sounded odd. Then they had a long-jump competition in the snow in the
backyard, and explored the garage where DG realized that the two of them
each had an obsession during the trip. DG was obsessed with the idea that
he had something very important to say, and was calling all sorts of people,
and TC was paranoid about what day it was, and whether he had missed an exam
at school during the trip.
TC and DG then had a conversation about the abolition of capitalism and
government and the politics of the war on drugs.
It all seemed very intense and a new revelation, which it was not.
Probably some stuff happened here.
TC and DG then decided to go to the store to get some more drugs (either
dimenhydrinate or more dxm or kava kava.) When they got to the store they
decided kava kava was wayyyy too expensive, and bought two boxes of extra
strength sucrets, for TC to use during his hockey tournament.