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From: Napanee, Ontario, Canada
I would like to communicate with other near-death experiencers. Please contact Shirley at healing@ihorizons.net or home page; www.healingcabin.com
I bought a Jack Heinzl cd entitled "Meditation Instrumentals" Volume 3. I would like to buy Volume 1 and 2. Where can I find these 2 copies? Dale (reply on this board)
From Ontario, Canada
The cd album "Structures from Silence", from Steve Roach, (the first part of "Quiet Friend" #2. and the first part of "Structures from Silence" #3. ) is very close to the music I heard when I had a near-death experience. Many other near-death experiencers have heard the same musical sounds. Does anyone know where that music comes from and why so many near-death experiencers have heard it? Reply on this board. LP.
From Manitoba, Canada
NOAH in 2000!..
And the lord spoke to Noah and said: "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and two of every kind of living thing on the planet. I am ordering you to build me an Ark."
In a flash of lightning he delivered the specifications for an Ark. "Okay," said Noah, trembling in fear and fumbling with the blueprints. "Six months, and it will start to rain," thundered the Lord. "You'd better have my Ark completed, or learn how to swim for a very long time." And six months passed. The skies began to cloud up and rain began to fall. The Lord saw that Noah was sitting in his front yard, weeping, and there was no Ark !!
"Noah," shouted the Lord, "where is my Ark?" A lightning bolt crashed into the ground next to Noah.
"Lord, please forgive me!" begged Noah. "I did my best, but there were big problems. First I had to get a building permit for the Ark construction project, and your plans didn't meet code. I had to hire an engineer to redraw the plans. Then I got into a fight over whether or not the Ark needed a fire sprinkler system. My neighbors objected, claiming I was in violation of zoning by building the Ark in my front yard, so I had to get a variance from the city planning commission. Then I had a big problem getting enough wood for the Ark because there was a ban against cutting trees to save the Spotted Owl. I had to try to convince the U.S. Fish and Wildlife that I needed the wood to save the owls, but they would not let me catch the owls, so we have no owls for the Ark. Then the carpenters formed a union and went out on strike. I had to negotiate a settlement with the National Labor Relations Board before anyone would pick up a saw or hammer. Now we have two dozen carpenters doing the work of ten. And still no Owls!! Then I started gathering up animals and got sued by an animal rights group. They objected to me taking only two of each kind. Just when I got the suit dismissed, the EPA notified me that I could not complete the Ark without filing an environmental impact statement on your proposed flood. They didn't take kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the conduct of a Supreme Being. Then the Army Corps of Engineers wanted a map of the proposed new flood plain. I sent them a globe. Right now I'm still trying to resolve a complaint from the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission over how many Croatians I'm supposed to hire. Also, I'm running short on funds since the IRS seized all of my assets claiming I'm trying to avoid paying taxes by leaving the country, and I just got a notice from the state about some kind of use tax. The federal government has now classified the Ark as a Yacht, thereby making it subject to an exorbitant luxury tax. I really don't think I can finish your Ark for at least another five years," Noah wailed.
The sky began to clear. The sun began to shine. A rainbow arched across the sky. Noah looked up and smiled, "You mean you're not going to destroy the earth?", Noah asked hopefully.
"No," said the Lord sadly, "Government already has."