Welcome to the Praise Justin Page!
Just look at this this picture! everyone loves him!
A Short Autobiography by the man himself:
Hi!! My name is Justin Falzon! I'm 16 and I have a very interesting life to tell you about! It all goes back to when i was a tiny little sperm. My loving mother is a crackwhore from Argentina who immigrated here in 1927 when she was 20 (that would make her 94. 95 in december!). I was conceived in a bum's cardboard box on a thursday night in July of 1984. My father's name is Jumalie, but he doesn't speak english, and he dissapeared after that night.
My mother and I were very close while i was growing up. I looked up to her like no one else. I wanted to be just like her when i grew up. I began my heroine addiction when i was 3, and began drinking when i was 5. I got my first fake ID when i was 6 and the beer store man and I fell in love. We went out for 3 months, but i felt my relationship with my mother fading because of him, so i fucked him and dumped him. When i was 8 i went to school for the first time. I fit right in, but not with my grade 4 class. I hung out with the grade 11's and sold them drugs at reduced prices.
High school went by with the breeze, and the next day i was in IB1 at UCC. I take Bio, Geo, French, Stupid Math, English and Music. My current point total is 12 (out of 42).
I currently am single, and i can completely understand why. I am too damn sexy for anyone to stand! I tend to steal animals and rape them, just like i did to Jarred's cow (explained here). I enjoy beastiality and homosexual activities. I enjoy sex from Susie and anyone else who sniffs crack for breakfast. I use beer instead of milk in my cerial and take my pills with shots of vodka. I have had 3 liver transplants and have an IQ of 12. My ICQ number is 45828894, message me if you like kinky shit.
Well i don't really know what else to say, so goodbye for now! love you all!