ENTER THE HAGGIS DOES ONTARIO
Haggis watchers predict the evil, kilt-wearing, bagpipe-honking, porridge-like mass will first appear at the Drake and Firkin 6982 Financial Drive, Mississauga on Thursday June 27 at 9:30PM. From there it will migrate eastward toward Tir Nan Og in Kingston on Friday June 28, after which it will frighten the good people of Sarnia at Paddy Flaherty's on Saturday June 29. Citizens are advised to take protective measures, such as donning kilts and dancing frantically to it's music.
posted by trevor lewington 8:43 AM

June 14, 2002
 
Hey all....

This tour's been pretty crazy so far.. as anyone who checks out the Mosaic pictures can attest to. Now we're in Saskatoon prepping for a crazy weekend at Lydia's. After this, it's home to Toronto for a brief rest before we kick off to Hudson, New York.. busy busy. We've been making a lot of new friends in the west, and are glad to have seen a TON of familiar faces.. thanks for coming out!!
Off to do laundry.

Peace,

-Brian
posted by trevor lewington 1:34 PM

June 12, 2002
 
Enter The Haggis will not be playing at O'Byrne's Irish Pub on wednesday, June 12th, but will be at The Fox and Hound, 10125 109th Street, Edmonton - starting at 10PM.
posted by trevor lewington 1:56 PM

June 7, 2002
 
UPDATE.... ESCAPED HAGGIS SIGHTED IN REGINA!!

According to confidential sources, the Haggis was seen late last night making loud noises and consuming traditional Scottish fare, (read, haggis + beer) at the Regina Mosaic Festival... while there are no reports of serious injury, there were some minor complaints ie. sore legs and feet, next-morning headaches, work-absenteeism. According to our experts on the migratory patterns of the Canadian Haggis, the beast will likely remain in the area for the remainder of the weekend before heading west to Canmore. (See tour schedule for details.)

signed,

Donald MacTroosers, ETH News, Toronto.

(NOT Trevor Lewington)
posted by trevor lewington 2:49 PM

 
UPDATE.... ESCAPED HAGGIS SIGHTED IN REGINA!!

According to confidential sources, the Haggis was seen late last night making loud noises and consuming traditional Scottish fare, (read, haggis + beer) at the Regina Mosaic Festival... while there are no reports of serious injury, there were some minor complaints ie. sore legs and feet, next-morning headaches, work-absenteeism. According to our experts on the migratory patterns of the Canadian Haggis, the beast will likely remain in the area for the remainder of the weekend before heading west to Canmore. (See tour schedule for details.)

signed,

Donald MacTroosers, ETH News, Toronto.

(NOT Trevor Lewington)
posted by trevor lewington 2:49 PM