Simpsons Wav's

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Updated on Sunday September 5, 1999

 

Mr. Burns: 'Smithers... there's a rocket in my pocket'

Smithers: 'You don't have to tell me Sir...'

Robot: 'Greetings Earth Children....'  Kid in Classroom: 'Where are you from?"  Robot: '.............earth...   anyway.....'
From the movie: 'Hail to the Chimp'

'Your welfare Proposal is nothing but a lot of technical jargon and partisian retoric and <President attacks> Ahhh, ahh ahhh get off me Mr. President!'

Homer: '<Laughing> Thats what you get for not hailing to the chimp'

Lisa <Playing Sax-a-ma-phone very poorly>   Homer: 'Now you're swinging Honey.... <Making sax noises>'
Security Guard: 'Why do I always shout first..... just gives em a chance to get away........  well I'm an idiot.'
Moe <Kissing Cat>   Homer: 'Stop kissin that cat and get in the car!'
Database: '...the hard drive is crashing at an ALARMING speed!..'
Krusty: 'Hey baby.....  Remember ME!?'
Ralph: 'HELP!  She's touching my special area!'
Crazy Old Man: 'The ol grey mare she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be...'
 

 

**CLASSIC WAV**    Episode Title:  'Lisa's first word'  Original Episode Date:  12/03/92  
Homer:  "I know you like clowns, so I made you this bed.  Now you can laugh yourself to sleep."

Evil clown bed: "If you should die before you wake...   <Evil laugh>

Young Bart: "Can't sleep...  clown will eat me........can't sleep... clown will eat me."