VOGON ALERT!!!

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
EVEN THE SLIGHTEST UTTERING OF ANYTHING THAT EVEN
SLIGHTLY RESEMBLES ANYTHING VOGON, EVEN
IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT... CAN CAUSE SERIOUS
IRREVERSIBLE BRAIN DAMAGE , AND EVEN WORSE, THE
DESIRE TO LISTEN TO "NEW COUNTRY", OR EVEN MORE
WORSE (but not by much), BECOMING A POLITICIAN!!! WE URGE
CAUTION, OR BETTER STILL, WE URGE YOU TO PUKE NOW AND
GET IT OVER WITH!!!