REMEMBER...
WE WARNED YOU!!!
"I want absolutely
nothing
to do
with this site,
or anything Vogon."
Randall Cousins,
president, Roto-
Noto Records/amateur gynecologist
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"Get
out of my office!!...someone call
Security!!
Spike Lee, Director/
Filmmaker/prick
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"What the fuck is this shit?
Prostetnic is a fucking goof"
Greg Frost, shoulder-blade sharpener
"I would rather sit on
a piece of cheese and swallow a rat
...than
have to visit this foonting site!"
Ford Prefect
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"..What..?" Arthur Dent
"Hmmm...close..but no
cigar..." Monica Lewinsky
" I don't give a
shit...let Ed McMahon take the heat for
this one"
Spiro T. Agnew
liar, cocksucker
"This is what my
life's work has been leading up to.
Now
if you'll excuse me, I need some rubber
hose, and
Wal-Mart closes in half an
hour".
Dr.Jack Kevorkian
Prostetnic Vogon-
Jeltz is one suave son-of-a-bitch!
I
wish he was around when I was alive".
L.Ron Hubbard
"The flick is great..very descriptive
of Jeltzy-baby.
But he's GOTTA lose that purple
yamulka!! The fucking yutz!" !
Steve Reibl
"No comment"
Lt. Oliver North
"Shit floats..."
Dixon Yarmouth
gorgeous_hotmale@hotmail.com
"Actually...the first civilization
to have the website was
the ancient
Druids, who used the sky to......OUCH!!
Carla!!??" Cliff Claven
"I wanna take Protetnic, pour garbage all
over him, gaffer tape him up, then
fuck his tight little Vogon ass until
there's nothing left of his anus but raw,
red hamburger".
Paul "Beadle" Wheeler
Go here to read Paul's comments
"I'd rather watch old people eat"
Bob Haydon
"....................."
Kirk McIlroy
"................................"
One Pac Shakur
I'll pay $1,000,000.00 to anyone who can
get that
jackass
Prostetnic Vogon-Jeltz to stay
away from Earth"
Larry Flynt
"................................
.............."
Althea Flynt
"It's times like this, that I really
wish I had a baseball
bat close by!...
fucking asshole, that Vogon prick!!"
Mahatma Gandhi
"This one , for sure, could possibly
cause the downfall
of the entire Vogon
race..."
Kofi Annon
"Neat!!!
Linda Blair, Spokesperson,
Campbell's Soup Co.
"Me again...motherfuckers!!"
Cable Man
"Fuck this goddamned Vogon shite!
Let's get the toots out and jam!"
Troy Brechin
"...Hey...Prostetnic, Baby!! Kill it
before you eat it , huh?
PHEW!!!!!!!"
Zaphod Beeblbrox,
hiding out
on Belcerebron
"This page belongs in a Vogon toilet".
Val Salva
"I couldn't give less of a shit about
Prostetnic's work
than I do now
...as long as I get the
publishing..."
David Foster, Hell
"So that's what that is! I thought
that someone ran
down a pack of hyena,
sprayed them with Dura Lube,
arranged
them in a ......hey....where am I...?"
Ronald Reagan, at the Roy Rogers
Fried Chicken,
10th and Commerce,
Pickle Bum Bay, Wisc.
"Jesus H.Christ!!!! I thought
cigarettes were bad
for your
health!!! This shit is freakin'
scary!!
C. Everett Coop, Surgin' General
"Ya, I know ...I made him. So I
fucked up...sue me.."
GOD
"Hey...It's true when they say that
people on the ground
look like ants
when you're flying..."
Ronald Reagan, lying face down
on the sidewalk in front
of the Roy
Rogers Fried Chicken Restaurant,
10th
and Commerce, Pickle Bum Bay, Wisc.
"You can catch more flies with shit
than with honey..."
Dixon Yarmouth
This big, fat, green bastard,
stinking of burnt rubber
and ionized
air jumps into my cab and says "Alpha
Centauri...and there's an
extra fiver in it if you lose
the purple sphere that's following me.
.."
Bernie X, cabbie, N.Y.C.
"This page is a waste of space, just
as Prostetnic Vogon-Jeltz is a
waste of skin".
Pat Fenis, porn star
"Prostetnic Vogon-Jeltz blows
dead ravenous
Bugblatter Beasts of
Traal..."
Pizpot Gargravaar,
Lawyer/asshole
"No...I saw one walk away"
Gag Halfrunt, Brain Care
Specialist
"He's a good shit in the long
run...if you like a long-running
shit"
Dixon Yarmouth
"I just wish that he'd stay the
fuck out
of my dressing room"
Dennis Miller
If someone wants to totally
exclude any and all meat
and dairy
products from thier diet...what's
wrong with that?
Linda McCartney, Heaven
"I absolutely LOVE the rubber
suit!!"
Jerry Falwell
from The Chicken
Ranch, Las Vegas, NV
"Hey, Prostetnic...wanna go
out for a bite?"
Marv Albert
"Sorry!...I thought you said
'Vegan'..."
Linda McCartney
"..hated it..."
Marvin, the Android
"I would rather have my nuts
nailed to a burning
building ,than
have to read that shi.........wait..
that was
funny! Let me find a pen.."
Bobby Bittman, at Hanrahan's
"If blind people wear sunglasses...why
don't deaf people wear earmuffs?"
Dixon Yarmouth
"This isn't poetry...this is
shit!" Pope John Paul
Jones
"His poetry is so bad...
that it's hard to imagine his
large
intestine NOT coming out of his
stinking arse,
reaching up, and
strangling him"
Doug Adams
"I wish his large intestine
WOULD pop out of his
stinking arse
and strangle him!"
Eccentricca Galumbits,
the Triple-
Breasted Whore of Eroticon VI
"What does a 10 year old Vogon
male say
while losing his virginity?
"Get off me,
Prostetnic...you're
crushing my smokes!"
Denis Leary
"Why are there only two
pallbearers at a Vogon
funeral?
Because there's only two handles on
a garbage can".
Max Qardlpleen,
at Milliways
"Who's writing this shit..?"
Zaphod's other head
"Stop this Zarqing world ..I
wanna get off! That foonting
poetry is what did it for me...
AAARRRGGGHHH!"
Ford Prefect
"..........................."
Frank Sinatra
"That Prostetnic...he's a bad fent-hoorn
..."
Doozl Spittlbig,
Rr'ginglflinx of The 3rd V'vlnn
"Holy snappin' arseholes!! It's
snowin' so bloody hard
that I can hardly
see my hand in front of my face!"
Ronald Reagan,
driving his Ford
Escort up and down the driveway...
"Leave me alone. I hate
Vogons. They're
assholes of the lowest
order".
Art Bell, nowhere
"I made a website for Prostetnic
, and he still hasn't
paid me for
it. I produced his last album.. I paid
32
septillion Triganic Pu for the
studio time, and 18
billion for the
Hyper-Tape. I call him to get him
to pay
me, and he's never there. He won't
even return my calls.
Prostetnic's a fucking cheap,
no-good-for-nothing,
useless, stupid,
obnoxious, foul, prick bastard.....and he
sings sharp all the time..."
Randall Cousins
"Jesus W. Dombrowski bloody
Christ!! In Canada,
you
can't sit three people
in the front seat of a car, or
walk
on
a divided highway...but you CAN
have kiddie-porn
on your hard
drive!! Fuhhhhhkkkkk!!!"
Frank Oliver
Go here to read Franky's comments
"If my guitar had a cunt, I'd
fuck it......raw, baby.....raw."
Jon "Just Show 'Em Enough To Win" Wheeler
Go here to read Jon's comments
"Place yo hey-and on ma hey-and
on the T.V. scu-reen-uhhh!!!!"
Anal Roberts
"Hey....how do I get to put something
on this comment page? All these other guys
get to do it. I wanna do it too!!
Paul Larabie
Grand Imperial Wizard
"Just as the dog returns to his own
vomit...so shall Prostetnic to his poetry".
Dixon Yarmouth
gorgeous_hotmale@hotmail.com
All quotes were written by
Dixon Yarmouth..."The Best Lookin'
Guy You'll Ever Hear".©
1999, Canada, Earth, Sector Z
Dixon Yarmouth
gorgeous_hotmale@hotmail.com
Again...the stupid
underline on the e-mail address that you
click on to send me mail...obscures the
"underscore" symbol in the address.
Look...just send the fucking e-mail....ok?
Jesus fucking Christ. Useless bloody humans! "sigh"
