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AJIT THE VILLIAN - VOLUME 1

Our favourite villian, Ajit with loads and loads of dialogues! All available only @ Bhel Puri's Joke Archive. Have a few more? Email them to us!

Scene: Giving a decision as to how the hero should be killed

Ajit: Peter, time bomb le aao aur is saale ko usse bandh do. Timer ko teek das bajhe set kar do. Nahin nahin, yeh saala to sub cheez hamesha late karta hai. Iska mauth bhi late hona chahiye. Timer ko panch minute late rakh do. Arre, Raabert, Raabert, bevkoof, silly Fellow, time bomb ko yahan peh math rakho, yeh to no-smoking' area hai. Ha haa ha. Time bomb 'tic tic tic tic' karke bajega. Aur iska dil 'tup tup tup' karke dhatakega. Tum agar paas me khade hoge to tumko 'tic tup tic tup tic tup' sunaai dega"

Robert: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein boss?
Ajit: Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona

Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
Ajit: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegak!

Scene: Robert had twins and comes to the boss Ajit...

Robert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajit: Ek ka naam rakho Peter....
Robert: Boss or doosre ka ?
Ajit: Repeater

Scene: Raabert hashad triplets and comes to the boss...

Robert: Boss, mera teen bachche ka keya naam shoche hein aap?
Ajit: Ek Naam rakhkho, Peter, Repeater aur Wang Chung.
Robert: Teesra ka naam "Wang Chung" kiu boss???!!!
Ajit: Bewakuf, tumhe malum nehi...is prithwi me paida hone waalaa har teesra bachcha Chinese hota hai

Robert: bass yeh aadmi to kuchh boal hee nahin rahaa...
Ajit: Ise revolving chair pe bitha do, pataa to lage chakkar kya hai

Ajit: Shut up Raabert, main sub jhanta hoon. Magar I wanted to get it straight out of the horse's mouth. Ha ha haa. Yeh dekho--- 'dishooom' 'disshhooom' --- bechara Billoo mar gaya. Raabert, Yeh hai the actual horse's 'mauth'.