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AJIT THE VILLIAN - VOLUME 2

Scenes: Ajit says how to kill the victims

Ajit:"Esse Liquid Oxygen main daal do, oxygen isse marne nahin dega aur liquid isse jene nahin dega"

Ajit:"Esse Varnish pila do mar bhi jaye ga... finish bhi acche ho jayege"

Ajit:"Esse Champagne mein daal do agar Shame se nahi mara ... tau Pain se mar jayega"

Ajit:"Is Saale ko super-conductor me daal do saala bus mein ticket dete-dete thak jayega"

Ajit:"Ise microprocessor mein daal do BIT-by-BIT marega!"

Ajit:"Ise hamlet poison pilado sochte sochte marega. To be or not to be!"

Ajit:"Ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo police samjhegi sui-cide hua hai"

Ajit:"Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal dau. Society esse jeene nahin daige security isse marne nahin daige"

Ajit:"Rabert! Isko eraser se maar do yeh mar bhi jayega or mit bhi jayega"

Ajit:"Isko Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein laga do. Great 'wall hanging' ban jayegi"

Robert: " Boss voh dekho ... more more"

Ajit Aims at the peacock, shoots it, walks up to it picks it up and says...

Ajit: "No more" 

Lilly ................................ Don't be silly

Rosy ............................. Let's be cozy

Gloria ........................... Let me explore ya! 

Ajit: "Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasaayenge"

Ajit: "Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do"

Robert: "Magar kyoon boss? Mona ji is your phavorite"

Ajit: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi

Raabert: "Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.

Ajit: "Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Match break mein usse phone milana.

Raabert: "Yes Boss"

Ajit:"Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai ..."

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