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FAVOURITE FILMI DIALOGUES

The classics:

  • "Main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon."
  • " Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti!"
  • " Bacchhhhaaaooooooooooo..."
  • " Ek baar mujhe maa kehkar pukaro beta
The eternal reason for being the victim of anything that can happen to you in Hindi films:
  • "Mai gareeb hoon Na, isliye...."
A main character in the movie will go to the temple and say:
  • "Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga..."
Old Hindi movie:
  • "Aiye ji sunte ho.. Aap bade woh hein."
Lover-girl to lover-boy:
  • "Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti "
  • "Mera dil dhak-dhak karta hai "
Common police dialogues:
  • "Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein"
  • "Rukjao! Kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo"
  • "Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey"
  • "Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf sey tumhe gher liya hai"
  • "Apne hathiyaar phenk do"
  • "Police ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai"
  • "Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna"

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Judge announcing his decision in filmi court:
  • "Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet, muzrim ko sazaay maut di jaati hai"
  • "Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai"
The oath taking in the court/other court dialogues:
  • "Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga."
  • "Yeh khoon maine kiya hai, me lord!"
  • "Kanoon jazbaat nahi, saboot dekhti hai
  • "Judge sahab, maine khoon nahi kiya.

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Dialogues with elder actors in the film:
  • "Raam Raam kaaka"
  • "Jug Jug jiyo beta "
  • "Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe"
  • "Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?"
  • "Mai kahti hoon, Door ho jaa meri nazron sey"
  • "Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein"
  • "Maa. Mein exam first class me paas hogaya hun. (Followed by...) Mujhhe tum par naaz hai beta...Lo. Moo meethha kar lo...Sau saal jiyo... Khaash...(sob)....Aaaj tumhare pitaaji zinda hote, woh kitne khush hote"
Typical farmer ka dialogue:
  • "Mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai "
Hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital:
  • "Main kahan hoon?"

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Doctor:
  • "Ab Sab oopar waale key haath mein hai"
  • "I'm sorry, hum kuch nahin kar sakey"
  • "Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to... "
Other common everyday dialogues:
  • "Hum jahaan khade hote hein, line wahin sey shuru hoti hai"
  • "Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa."
  • "Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna "
  • "Nahin chhodunga tujhe. Jaan sey maar daaloonga."
  • "Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga"
  • "Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai"
  • "Ajji sunte ho, munna ke pitajee "
  • "Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga "
  • "Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya"
  • "Itnay paise tum kahan sey laiye?"
  • "Police mere peeche lagi hui hai .."
  • "Ghar mein do-do jawaan betiyaan hein"
  • "Hato naa! Log kya kahenge "
  • "Khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa.."
  • "Aarre! Isse to tez bukhaar hai "
  • "Maa tum kitni achi ho"
  • "Bhaiyaaa!"
  • "Yeh aap kya keh rahen hein, bhai sahab?"
  • "Aaj Pinky ka janam din hai"
  • "Driver, gaadi roko"
  • "Yahan teri izzat bachane koi nahi ayega"
  • "Kash tum mera yakin kar sakti"
  • "Mein kisi ke muh dikhane kabil nahi rahi"
  • "Ham barbad ho gaye"
  • "Tum mujhe galat samajh rahi ho....kash mein sachchai bata sakta"

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Best way to threaten someone from doing anything against your wishes:
  • "Agar tumhe maine yeh karne diya, to mera naam ______ nahin"
  • "Tumne yeh kiya, to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga "
  • "Woh kutte ki maut marega "
  • "Bol! Bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai "
The favorite emotional blackmail:
  • "Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi "
  • "Tum mere liye mar chuke ho"
  • "Tumhe paal poskar bada kiya. Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha ? Nikalja mere ghar se. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho.
All filmi chowkidaars
  • "Shhalaam Shhaab!"

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The stereotypical announcer:
  • "Bhaiyon aur behnon...."
  • "Ladies and Gentelmen..."
Mehmood, the announcer:
  • Ladies and Ledas....”
Inspirational dialogues:
  • "Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehne hein, woh doosron pe paththar nahin phenkte"
  • "Hum woh hein jo paththar ko kaanch se tod liya karte hein"
  • "Har kutte ka din aata hai "
A villain to the heroine/village belle:
  • "In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai"
  • "Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do"
  • "Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!"
Villian's Favorite dialogues:
  • "Ab tumhari maa hanmare kabze mein hai " " Agar tum paanch llaakh leker, silver beech ke puraney killey pe nahin aiye, to mai usse bum se udaa doongaa"
  • "Goli se udaa do usse"
  • "Chilla. Aur chilla! Tumhari awaz kiseeko bhee sunayi nahin degi. Ab tumhe Bhagwaan bhi bachaa nahin sakta"
  • "Ab tumhari maa hamare kabze mein hai. Batao heeray kahan chhupaye tunay"
  • "Haramzade, kuttay, kameenay. Main tumhe jaan se maar daloonga"
Helpless victim: " Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chhod do!"
Shakti Kapoor: " Aaare bhagwaan ke liye chhod doon to mai kya karoon? Prasaad khaoon?"

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