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BOLLYWOOD REMAKE OF TITANIC

Have you ever wondered what would be in "Titanic" if the same was made in Bollywood? The name of the movie would be "Goa to Bombay”. Well here it goes:

• Aishwarya has to be Rose and who else but Shahrukh as Jack.
• Aishwarya’s fiancé would be Gulshan Grover who mutters "bad man" every time he sees Shahrukh.
• Amitabh Bachan would make a guest appearance as the Ship's captain and would be waltzing with Aishwarya during the party. Of course, he will not die.
• Shahrukh will be traveling with his sister and 5 other chamchas from college plus 50 extras who are well trained with every dance sequence in the world.
• The movie would only last for 7 hours. Thanks to great piece of editing, there would be only 22 songs in the movie out of 30 in CD album.
• The ship would be overflowing with extras that you normally find in movies that have a court scene full of people or a slum full of aam-janta. The ship will start sinking, not because of the iceberg but because of excessive on-board population.
• The back seat of the car scene would be replaced with a song in the Swiss Alps.
• Best friend of Shahrukh will save his sister during chaos. The sister will instantly fall in love right after this and she will get a song or two.
• How can we forget the painting scene? Shahrukh would be painting Aishwarya’s portrait. This is to be followed by a dance number, with extras of course, in a art gallery.
• Shahrukh would eventually find his long lost mom Aasoo Devi on the ship. Only during the climax would Aasoo Devi tell Shahrukh about how Gulshan troubled them.
• Shahrukh would then yell, "Kutte mein tera khoon pee jaaoonga". The ensuing fight would only last for an hour.
• There would be an antakshari for the "drowners" conducted by Anu Kapoor instead of the trio playing the violin.
• Most important! The number of times the word "Bachaoooo" would be yelled would be a record in the history of cinema.

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