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THE BIHARI PROFESSOR

The new lecturer (a Bihari) was unable to control the class. The guys were just talking without giving any attention to him. So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of the problem out. But he didn't know how to put it in English.

So he went near the guy and shouted "Follow me". The guy followed him till he went out of the class. Now the lecturer turned back and shouted "Don't follow me" and went inside the class.

Inside the Class:

Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in
Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half
Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class...)
Both of you three, get out of the class
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver
Take 5 cm wire of any length

About his family:

I have two daughters. Both of them are girls

At the playground:

All of you, stand in a straight circle
There is no wind in the balloon

To a boy, angrily:

I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

Giving out punishment:

You, rotate the ground four times
You, go and under stand the tree
You three of you, stand together separately
Why are you late - say YES or NO

The professor had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them.

So the next day at school he says to that boy - "Yesterday I saw you with my wife at the Cinema Theatre"