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HOW TO IDENTIFY INDIANS SUFFERING FROM THE AMERICAN/CANADIAN SYNDROME

In America: Suddenly very patriotic and writes about Indian politics
In India: Discuss a lot about U.S. federal government policies

In America: Shows everyone that they are cricket fans
In India: Talks at length about soccer and baseball

In America: Very much worried about caste differences in India and literally cries in newsgroups articles
In India: Travels first class train to avoid local crowd

In America: Celebrates every Indian festival
In India: Complains about so many festivals and holidays in India

In America: Mentally calculates every dollar spent in indian rupees
In India: Asks the shopowner whether he will accept American dollar

In America: Buys all available Indian magazines
In India: Enquire about european novels to his village newspaper boy

In America: Listens only to indian music
In India: Carries lot of English pop CDs with him

In America: Watches all Indian TV programmes
In India: Tries to get a cable connection to watch foreign news

In America: Doesn't mind travelling 2 and half hours to eat Indian food daily
In India: Eats only burgers and french fries

In America: Shares his single room apartment with 5 more Indians
In India: Stays only in 5 star hotels

In America: Goes to temples and takes photographs
In India: Goes to pubs and tries to dance in discotheques

In America: Wears traditional costumes for special cultural occasions.
In India: Goes in full suit to attend school friend's marriage in his/her native town

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