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REGIONAL JOKES - GUJURAT AND MAHARASHTRA

GUJJU

Q : Why won't the Gujju jeweller sell anything to the UP ka bhaiya?
A : The bhayiya kept giving Gujju a bunch of hair each time the Gujju asked for KESH.

Q : What will a Gujju tell a tomato, coming last in a tomato race?
A : Tomato KETCHUP.

Q : Why did the Gujju go to Rome ?
A : He wanted to listen to POPE music.

Q : Why did the Gujju go to London?
A : To see BIG BEHN.

Q : What did the Gujju mean when he said, "Ramesh no dikro STATES ma gayon" ?
A : Ramesh's son failed in statistics.

Q : Why was the Gujju stacking up 1 cent coins on the day before exams ?
A : He wanted to get "cent-par-cent" .

Q : What did the Gujju have in the morning?
A : LIGHT SNAKES for breakfast.

Q : Did you know that Gujarati students are going to start a fraternity?
A : They named it Rho Beta Rho

Q : Why did the gujjus take 50 paise when they went to watch "GANDHI"?
A : They read Attenborough (8 annas) in the credits.

Q : Why did the gujju think Gandhi was acted by a woman in "GANDHI"?
A : They read Ben (Behn) Kingsley did the acting.

MAHARASHTRIAN

Q : What do you call a Maharashtrian in the U.S.?
A : Western Ghati

Q : What does a Maharashtrian mean by "fast food"?
A : Sabudana Khichdi

Q : What do you call a Maharashtrian who makes air-conditioners?
A : Cool-karni

Q : Which is the highest office occupied by Maharashtrians in the U.S.A.?
A : That of the Vice-President - Dan Quayle (Kale) & Al Gore

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