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INDIA MEETS CHINA

  1. What is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?
    A. Mu Lee
  2. What does Bruce Lee like to have for lunch ?
    A. Tha Lee
  3. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over?
    A. Kha Lee
  4. What is Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name?
    A. Saa Lee
  5. Bruce Lee's favorite breakfast?
    A. Id Lee
  6. Bruce Lee's favorite festival?
    A. Diwa Lee
  7. Bruce Lee's favorite Actress?
    A. Sona lee
  8. Bruce Lee's favorite Music?
    A. Qawa lee
  9. What is Bruce Lee's most interesting job?
    A. Coo Lee
  10. When did Bruce Lee die?
    A. Final Lee
  11. How did Bruce Lee die?
    A. With a Go Lee
  12. What is Bruce Lee's favourite hill station?
    A. Kulu Mana Lee

HINDI NAME

CHINESE EQUIVALENT

Ek Aashik

Hiro Hito Hun

Aashik's mother

Hiro Ki Ma

A Secretary

Li Kho Li Kho

A Waiter

Chai En Pao Lao

A Cook

Pu Lao Pakao

A Sadhu

San T' Sa-Tsung

A Soldier

Tien Shun

A Watchman

Kuon Hai

A Milkman

Pa Nih Mi Lao

A Rich man

Ma La Mal

A Deaf girl

Kya Kaha

A Beautiful girl

Hasein Ah

A Kolhapuri girl

La Won Gi Mi'Chi

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