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QUESTIONS IN A NRI'S LIFE
At
the Consulate
Q:
Why do you want a visa to go to USA/Canada ?
A: I am very interested in higher education. I would like to enhance my
technical background by obtaining MS/PhD
Q:
What would you like to do after you finish your MS/PhD ?
A: I would like to return to India and use my knowledge to help solve
India's problems.
The
first day at graduate school:
Q:
Why do you want to join this funded research project?
A: I am very interested in this project. Actually, I joined this university
only so that I can get a chance to work on this project and for a reputed
professor like you.
INS Office:
Q:
Why do you want Practical Training permit?
A: I have learned lot of theoretical knowledge during my MS/PhD. I would
like to get some exposure to practical issues and to American companies
so that my education becomes complete and may be I could add anew perspective
to my work place once I go back to India.
The first day in a suit:
Q:
Why are you interested in joining our company?
A: Your Company is well known for its state of the art leading edge technology.
My interest/background perfectly fits your companies needs.
Juarez, Mexico:
Q:
Why are you visiting this city in Mexico for a day?
A: I always wanted to know more about Mexico and it's culture. I love
the way they play soccer.
Forever:
Q:
Why do you like a Mercedes car and a million dollar home ?
A: Actually I do not. I believe in simple living and high thinking. However,
my spouse wants all these material stuff.
A: Next year
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