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HOW TO RECOGNIZE A NRI

• Keeps his wallet stuffed with more than 3 credit cards in his front pocket
• Introduces himself to all as living abroad
• One who requests the auto rickshaw driver to drive slowly and clutches the seat-cushion nervously
• One who just bought a case of Bisleri (A local brand) mineral water
• One who gets upset if the train is only one hours behind schedule
• One who is nervously gazing at the Green channel at the customs clearance of the airport
• One who prefers eating fruits to Poori at the train stations
• One who does not wait for the coolie at the train station, and hauls his/her own 30" suitcase
• One who says, "Say cheese!" when taking a picture

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